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I have found that there is a 1:3 chance, when I’m trying to lull my baby to sleep, of some berk sounding their horn at the roundabout.

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lemonsweetie:

Do any of you like a certain amount of mess/clutter in your room or living areas?

Cause I really am just fond of it and comfortable in spaces that have kind of like a, organized kind of clutter to them. I get stressed out when things are too clean and bare.

Absolutely. There must be a touch of the organic.

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feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

(Source: feistie, via alchemyprime)

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So this might seem weird but I’m actually curious, based upon a number of conversations from years past, so…

Reblog this if you’re a woman who actually likes the way penises look*.

*This should not be interpreted as soliciting dickpics.

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