1. babybluestocking:

    raikagay:

    remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

    This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
    WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

    What are you talking about? I’m stoked for Christmas, my daughter will probably take an actual interest!

    Reblogged from: usetheforcebabe
  2. sexbangs:

    august 31st, 11:59pm

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    september 1st, 12:00am

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    Reblogged from: sassymccoy
  3. the-hatred-machine:

    kareshy:

    gigaguess:

    mrsdevilla:

    the-treble:

    internationalgirl:

    This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

    Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

    Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

    If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

    That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

    I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
    They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

    The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

    So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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    Reblogged from: acrophobicpixie
  4. winchesters-and-wings:

Asked to be made rebloggable

    winchesters-and-wings:

    Asked to be made rebloggable

    Reblogged from: nerdgamery
  5. Get a small, lockable box.

    Paint a radiation hazard symbol on it.

    Place high on your wall.

    If people ask if there’s really radioactive material in the box, just smirk and say no.

    Keep radioactive material in the box.

  6. mitsurugireiji:

fasteronfire525:

xbeatrce:

It’s important that people see this

I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.

mark duggan was the young man shot to death by the met police here in london, and whose murder, now ruled controversially as ‘legal’, sparked the summer riots a few years back.

    mitsurugireiji:

    fasteronfire525:

    xbeatrce:

    It’s important that people see this

    I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.

    mark duggan was the young man shot to death by the met police here in london, and whose murder, now ruled controversially as ‘legal’, sparked the summer riots a few years back.

    Reblogged from: stopgivingthemthings
  7. friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.


That school should have its administrative staff replaced.

    friendlycloud:

    stfusexists:

    vaspim2k13:

    This is the kind of world we live in today

    If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

    That school should be closed.

    What a disgrace.

    That school should have its administrative staff replaced.

    Reblogged from: appendingfic
  8. theamazingindi:

    extendedburning:

    godtxt:

    please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

    queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

    the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

    Reblogged from: nerdgamery
  9. perfectlydreadful:

    White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

    White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

    Reblogged from: nerdgamery
  10. assassinationtipsforladies:

    Every dudebro who says these women shouldn’t have taken private nude photos on themselves and then put them on a secure, private server if they didn’t want everyone in the world to see them should have to have every message they have ever sent on OKC dramatically read to their boss, mom, and granny

    Reblogged from: cleolinda
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